A Case of Red Eyes Over Expressed or Eye-Contact

 Farmer Bart Brassica had claimed that during his years in the wasteland, from which he mysteriously returned with a new left eye  was not in any way a hoax or a case of stolen eye-dentity but due to his rigorous work in eye implants. To this end he claims this box of red eyes are a derivative cultured crop from his new left eye, which he hopes to wholesale to a security company in what will be a kind of eye-cam, or if they become famous, eye-con. 

Wood Ear Fungus Picnic Spot

 This mini forest-in-retrograde casual placement on the park bench, gloriously and truly decadent, shows with aplomb how hard working fungi and lichens get on with recycling.  Tree flotsam at its best. 

Rocket Science: A wrenching moment for Bart Brassica.

 Of late Bart has taken up ‘forest bathing’ in his Arugula crop, but has a feeling someone is watching. That the arugula, rocket in plain parlance, is as high as corn in July, might have something to do with some growth product which he has enlisted Mr Farmhand to apply, and yes, that is Mr Farmhand in the silver suit.   Bart thinks he can hear Mr Farmhand singing ‘ how sweet the sound that saved a wrench like mine’ - the kind of mondegreen which well be a pigmentation of Bart's imagination. 

PS What has happened to Bart’s Big Foot? That will perspire in a later episode. 

 

Bart Puts his Big Foot Forward

 With time being what is has been a viscous treacle of days, and a dizzy vortex of weeks, Bart Brassica has  decided to put his Foot down, but being reluctant to get too involved in the Mill of Time he has stepped out in his Mail Order Pro-Aesthetic WaterProof Foot.  While this appears to be the Right foot, thus partially correcting what Mavis Eggwhistle observes to be his having two left feet,  it is hard to see how Bart will go in the Dance to the Music of Time event coming up in Lambertville.