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Wednesday, 28 December 2022
The Forest Under the Trees
Monday, 10 October 2022
A Horse is a Horse Of Course Off Course
There is no neigh-saying, the horse was the golden means of transport for nearly every century before the invention of the bicycle. Here is a clear and blue sky celebration of the golden stead in its natural element azure. Let there be no Im Pediment to the curlicue destiny of riders and whatever that other aquatic substrate that makes up this precarious tableau.
Saturday, 8 October 2022
The Frog Prince’s Aquatic Gusher and a Petulant Pigeon Princess
Some matches are made of pasta - as autocorrect would have it - and some, like these, are more flowing. The Frog’s exuberant discourse, not to be underrated just because it is water, and really, and here I may have been reading too much Jose Saramago, though that expression is paradoxical as how can one read too much Saramago, and water while not signifying words, most definitely has meaning and content, and - leaving aside the circularity of the fountain in which these two are found, is most probably never the same stream twice, and so I think the pigeon, who is now long gone, and the frog, make up a kind of haiku:
Spring springs white,
The frog’s green glaze,
Hastens the dove’s flight.
Thursday, 15 September 2022
Oceano Atlantico - Why the Portuguese Invented Saudade
Coming along the edge of the Douro River in Oporto, where it meets the Atlantic, the ocean is a tumult of mood and grey-green flux, the sand needs grit to stay where it is, and life-saving rings are so large as to nearly by boats. Nobody was swimming. Contemplating this coast explains the Portuguese had to invent the melancholy antidote of saudade.
Tuesday, 2 August 2022
A Message from a Broken Bottle
Saturday, 16 July 2022
Stepping into Same Creek Thrice
Wednesday, 8 June 2022
Parsing the Persimmon Tomato Colour Chord
To some dishes - the joke -What did one grave say to the other? A: That looks good in you.- apply, everything looks good in this vintage Shelley lettuce dish, and here a case in point, a perfect colour chord orange and red, is chromatically delicious. There is nothing parsimonious about persimoning.
Friday, 3 June 2022
Dear Diary - What is the Comma-tion About?
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Yes, for those of you who have wrangled with errant ‘em-dashes, inserted apostrophe’s or deleted them for text not your own, this is the definite grammarian’s poetic license, it is, in fact, a. Comma-tion, and this is so upbeat people have been seen dancing to it. Get yours from Ginnindera Press , unless your initials are IP in which case yours, as they say about the cheque, is in the mail.
Wednesday, 1 June 2022
Farewell to Autumn - A Spoon and Maple Story
Monday, 30 May 2022
Clouded Skies: Rescaling North Head
Sydney Harbour’s North Head is always worth contemplating from any distance, the sandstone cliff faces are chameleons in the changing late afternoon light, and mostly upstage both Middle Head and the sky, but this late autumn afternoon cloudscape, with its impossible volume of cold grey cumulus under a vast acreage of pink-mauve tinted stratus, seems to the kind of brinkmanship of scale that outdoes everything else in sight, that Goethe’s adage that the sky offers the one perfect view, seems perfectly apt.
Wednesday, 25 May 2022
Cold Times and Everyday Ambiguity
There must be limits to insult even for inanimate objects, and I find no reason one should boast about being rude to Ice, yes, it it cold, and lacking in conversation, but for summer drinks, cold compresses and something to rattle in a glass, ice is hard to surpass. Vain boasting of this kind can’t last.
Thursday, 12 May 2022
Crow Bones and Green Grass - A Whitmanesque Curiosity
Wednesday, 11 May 2022
A Glass of Clear Light Please
A cocktail of wood grain and shadow, what better beverage for a little after midday - as the fall of light here reveals, than a patterned glass of clear light, in its wavering partnership with the cutting board’s plain surface.
Tuesday, 10 May 2022
Blue Hills - Bart Brassica’s Alternative Italian Travel Scheme
Bart has been thinking of ways to break into Agri-tourism, and has fancied Lambertville as a kind of Faux Firenze - though how the Delaware and the Arno might be confused relies entirely on Bart not having ever been further than Swedesboro New Jersey, just once and at the time he was packed, he says by a mistake of scale, into a box of Fancy Medium Peaches - and he woke up in what he claims was an Alliterative Universe, that was exactly like Tusuncanny, which has given him a deep insight in the The Tusuncanny Lambscape - and this (yes, this is long-winded) was the inspiration for his Blue Hills mural, which will surely bring in all those that fancy a trip to Italian but don’t own a passport.
Sunday, 8 May 2022
A Bird in The Foot is Worth Two on the Barn
Tuesday, 3 May 2022
Apple of My Eye Level
Bart Brassica’s farming ethos has long been Crops One Can Look Up To, and here he has applied himself to good effect with what he calls his Apple of My Eye Level - an Appellation for which he has applied for a Pattern Ending, Mavis Eggwhistle has said, tartly, that Bart has designs on himself, which he takes as a compliment. Now Bart is waiting for the Apple Pie Orders to roll in.
Friday, 29 April 2022
home town rainbow, home town rain
hometown rainbow, hometown rain
hometown brings the sky down
ian arc of harbour, in a play of last light
city rain squall rolling in from the south-east
that low pressure system, in falling light
piles of pink and orange cloud
a single plane, lit silver inside
a hometown rainbow, flying into hometown rain
Monday, 11 April 2022
Long On Longan, Line Times
Three times longan, on a blue and white plate, a faint reflection of the underside of the light overhead, the dining table as always hospitable to all plates, all fruit, all thing blue and white.
Thursday, 31 March 2022
Dividing Light - Night Owl Therapy
Bart Brassica has been toying with the idea that light, properly managed be a cure for those waylaid in the particularly slough of despondency induced by climate change, and while he has installed solar panels in his hat (out of view here) to do his bit for enlightenment, here is taking up Dividing Light-Night Owl Therapy, to improve his mood, his sleep and his complexion. Mavis Eggwhistle has pointed out that his is a Barn Owl, but Bart is just miffed, having misheard this as Banal.
The Barn Owl, as we can see by his look, is over the Rainbow bathing.
Tuesday, 15 March 2022
Heedlessly Hot Headed Hat Project for Bart Brassica
Subscribing to the old adage - if you want to get ahead get a hat, Bart has been cultivating Habaneros, due to mishearing Habenero as Hat’n Eros and believing there was a gap in Huntingdon County’s winter market for Heated Headwear he has raised a hot crop of Habaneros.
Mavis Eggwhistle has warned him he is courting disaster if he pulls a peck of peppers like these over his peepers but Bart, as we know, is impervious to most forms of common sense, and has told Mavis, thinking any courting is better than none, that his line of Hot Hat are full steam ahead. Next up Scotch Bonnets.
Wednesday, 2 March 2022
Super Foods - Fennel-culi and Fennel-cula
Some years back Bart Brassica did some interesting work on Crop Triangles, by crossing corn with Marzipan, though later Granny Egg called in the FBI considering what she called Marxipan was a danger to voters everywhere. Unfettered, Bart always on the look out for a new super food to flog on Farmgate Fridays, has been experimenting with two varieties of Giant Marzipanised Fennel, and finding no enthusiasm to the more obvious nomenclatures Fennel-Pan or Marzi-Fenn, has hit upon calling them Fennel-culi and Fennel-cula, claiming these names are more tuneful, important for the Singing Sales Pitch traditional to Farmgate Friday. Bart can’t carry a tune in a bucket, he is hoping that one of the Farmhands, all of whom he has called in to audition, will have some tenor-acity. In case they don’t show up he was bugged the Farmhands quarters to get the inside running.
Tuesday, 1 March 2022
Sleep, Quite the Universal Panacea
Sunday, 9 January 2022
Western Set Theory - Bart Brassica’s Cinematic Solace
While Bart loves Tin Pan Alley and it’s glitter of late his has had an odd feeling the he is both Country and Western. Granny Egg who has serendipitously taken this photo with her Mail Order Drone - claiming this is the apotheosis of neighbourhood watching, is similarly convinced that Bart is now Sheriff of Brass Acres, but that might have something to do her breakfast of rye flapjacks from grain she borrowed from Bart last week.
Wednesday, 5 January 2022
Insect Artefacts - The Leaf Edited to Arabesque
Lazing in the garden, reading, this incised leaf, floats down on to my book. It signals an insect with a stylish bite, a sense of curve and arabesque. Senescence has its own coloured bravado here improved by insect artisanship.



















