Head in the Blossoms, Feet in the Air

Head in the Blossoms, Feet in the Air

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Why exactly is Bart Brassica taking up this heroic, romantic pose mid blossom? Has it something to do, or something to outdo, with Mr Farmhand's recent foray into elegant world of gardening magazines?   In any case Granny Egg  (who, you guessed it, took this photo with her paparazzi special lens from Innovare), has been ringing Bart to see

A Turnip for the Books

A Turnip for the Books

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It may come as a bit of surprise to some parties, but Mr , or as Mavis Eggwhistle now calls him, our Mr Farmhand, has landed a job as a male model for an upmarket English gardening glossy. This recherche chic has Bart Brassica approaching as near to cross-eyed with annoyance as a one-eyed man can get.  There

Tinned Fruit Coupe-ability Breeds Success

Tinned Fruit Coupe-ability Breeds Success

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One of Farmer Brassica's natural concerns is the weather and how his farm  can cope with the increasingly wild weather events thrown his way and still produce vitamin rich cash crops. With this in mind, and taking into account the popularity of tinned fruit Bart has set out to develop his own line of  specially bred fruit that

Head wear in Eden

Head wear in Eden

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 It might be that I've missed something but in the trips to Falls I've ever taken, and there have been some doosies, it has never occurred to me to wear a kerchief.  This pictogram seems a little like a model for behaviour, let the stick carrying man lead and give him the back pack.  Or perhaps I've under

The Effects of Purple Haze

The Effects of Purple Haze

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You might remember from when we last saw him, Mr Farmhand was suffering from the effects of vertigo atop of a Cardoon (see Cardoonifications)  with his cousin Frank Winkler, gesticulating in a florid way at a lower echelon. In this parlous state Mr Farmhand was practically stuck, muttering something about he couldn't face getting down and when he

Old King Kohlrabi

Old King Kohlrabi

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The kohlrabi with its lanky arms seems like it could have evolved in a centrifuge, the body spinning top shape and arms flying out as if trying to slow the process down.  It looks downbeat but then that regal rich purple, suggest it might be King of the Brassica. The kohlrabi with its lanky arms seems like it