A New Kind Of Real Farm Cultivation
For a long time Bart Brassica has felt that being a farmer lacked for him a feeling of cultivation, which could be put down to how grandio...
For a long time Bart Brassica has felt that being a farmer lacked for him a feeling of cultivation, which could be put down to how grandio...
With the segue into autumnal days, Bart Brassica, who has turned his energy to thinking , a task he finds so consuming that it renders him v...
Some Readers will remember Bart Brassica’s attempts to give Time the slip in Time’s Winged Warrior episode, when he invented the Clock O’La...
Years back Bart Brassica had a thing for Show Rabbbits, or at least one Peter the Ticked Flemish Giant, but his aspiration to win a Blue R...
Bart Brassica has for some time now aspired to the notion of a Brassica Family Crest, ever since Granny Eggwhistle observed he looked Crest. Fallen. So in order to address this lack, and get back at Frank Winkler who said, or so it was reported via Mavis Eggwhistle, that Bart was whittle-less, Bart has taken up whittling in a big way, and so he now has in addition to an axe that is grindless, various wooden tools of the trade which he has tableau-ed ( Bart’s term for anything laid on a table ) this Brassica Whittled Down Family Crest. Next project will be the Brassica Family Tree.
Bart Brassica has for some time now aspired to the notion of a Brassica Family Crest, ever since Granny Eggwhistle observed he looked Cr...
Bart Brassica is, it seems, on holidays, and while he has gone singularly Dutch and Dining Out ( Stand Up Stood UP ) and as been spotted a...
Mavis Eggwhistle, mindful of an outbreak of ground gas, has stayed put in Whistle Stoppe Florist.
Parboiled days are upon us in Lambertville, and Bart Brassica is indoors moping melancholically with Mr Elli Fun - or Elli NoFun as Mavis E...
For days, nay, over a week now Bart has been trying to speak to this Elefunt, Bart believes the Elefunt exists in a different time scale and...
Farmer Bart Brassica has been keeping a vigil with this antique elephant, who, sorrowfully has not spoken to anyone since he lost his compa...
Farmer Bart Brassica had claimed that during his years in the wasteland, from which he mysteriously returned with a new left eye was not i...
Of late Bart has taken up ‘forest bathing’ in his Arugula crop, but has a feeling someone is watching. That the arugula, rocket in plain pa...
With time being what is has been a viscous treacle of days, and a dizzy vortex of weeks, Bart Brassica has decided to put his Foot down, b...
Alone and palely loitering has been how Mavis Eggwhistle has described herself during the Great Hiatus where Bart Brassica was some place he coyly refers to as Nowhere-To-Be-Seen, now in an attempt to regain some social chutzpah, or at least get a a Mince Tart or some allied Seasonal Greeting from Mavis, Bart has, after considering what enhanced loitering might look like, has ellided Purposeless, with Purple and, not being one for words, has been lurking in this set up to curry favour. So we find him here in a typical Brassican impasse, what Granny Egg calls ‘A False Cognate of the Physical World’, all through having lent his Shorter Oxford Dictionary to Frank Winkler.
Alone and palely loitering has been how Mavis Eggwhistle has described herself during the Great Hiatus where Bart Brassica was some place ...
While these are not rushes that green the day, this is the first time Bart Brassica - now with two pin-tack eyes to watch with, has been act...
Look who Mavis Eggwhistle found pitching in in the Hellebores. Mavis said it is sight for two eyes, and she is more than perplexed, fi...
Mrs Woo-Star ‘s great flexibility gives her the ability to see behind her back, which she has availed of of late, as she has the feeli...
Sadly, Bart Brassica has not been seen in these parts for years. This post revisits an old photograph of Bart, bucket-handed and embe...
The last time we saw Mrs Woo-Star she was plain Mrs Woo, and she had taken adverse possession of Brass Acres, the former farm and mise en...
While it has now been years since Bart Brassica mysteriously disappeared, Mrs Woo - the great aunt of Eight Feet Pete has got a foot in...
While it serves no purpose, though that raises the spectre of what would rate as proper purpose, Mavis Eggwhistle, who like all the ot...