While Bart Brassica is basically in the Sloth of Despondency, as Granny Eggwhistle has it, Frank Winkler has had Carter’s Blanch, and has taken up spruiking that he has mastered the Flying Saucer, otherwise known as the Cymling Squash, once cultivated by none other than Thomas Jefferson, a detail Frank Winkler adds to create an aura of veracity. Mavis says Winkler has confounded levity with levitation, and Gesticulation will get him nowhere. It must said the squash in question is as beautiful as a cloud.
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