Blue Hills - Bart Brassica’s Alternative Italian Travel Scheme


 Bart has been thinking of ways to break into Agri-tourism, and has fancied Lambertville as a kind of Faux  Firenze - though how the Delaware and the Arno might be confused relies entirely on Bart not having ever been further than Swedesboro New Jersey, just once  and at the time he was packed, he says by a mistake of scale, into a box of Fancy Medium Peaches - and he woke up in what he claims was an Alliterative Universe, that was exactly like Tusuncanny,  which has given him a deep insight in the The Tusuncanny Lambscape - and this (yes, this is long-winded) was the inspiration for his Blue Hills mural, which will surely bring in all those that fancy a trip to Italian but don’t own a passport.  

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