A Turnip for the Books

It may come as a bit of surprise to some parties, but Mr , or as Mavis Eggwhistle now calls him, our Mr Farmhand, has landed a job as a male model for an upmarket English gardening glossy. This recherche chic has Bart Brassica approaching as near to cross-eyed with annoyance as a one-eyed man can get.  There is no doubt that Mr Farmhand looks deucedly elegant here, in what we might say is a turnip for the books.
Naturally, it is Ms Periz who is in charge of the photo shoot.

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